MY LITTLE SECRET

Reddit asked, ‘What weird secret have you kept from everyone?” Some of the responses:
– “The kids have been eating regular Cheerios for years. Maybe five years now out of the same Honey Nut Cheerios box.”
– “I won second place at my work’s annual chili competition using a bunch of cups of Wendy’s chili that I put in a crockpot.”
– “I won a lottery, keeping it secret.”
– “I sleep-eat sometimes after taking my Ambien. I woke up one morning and saw the cat food bowl with a spoon in it. Empty.”
– “I fake an accent at work because it gets me more tips.”
– “I fixed the election for my high school’s prom queen decades ago.”
– “I spilled beer on a wedding dance floor. Groom’s aunt slipped and broke her leg.”
– “I’m a published author, but don’t want friends and family reading my writing. It’s for strangers only!”
– “Right before Covid I did a stand up comedy open mic night. My first and last time. It was a huge success. everybody loved it. Told no one.”
– “I don’t actually understand most of the things I laugh at.”
– “I had my grandmothers ashes in my car after her funeral. The car caught fire and blew up (there was a recall on that model for that exact reason). The fire department wouldn’t let me look for the ashes. So I had to go and buy another urn and fill it with ground cat litter. I’m so sorry Grandma!”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got an interesting secret about your life? (Caution: beware of family abuse and secret affair stories. You’re not looking for those kind of secrets.)