DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “America Doubling Down On Sewer Surveillance”
2. “These Girls Found The Weirdest Bathroom In Greece”
3. “I Named My Daughter After A Piece Of Furniture And Have Major Regrets”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Scientists Make ‘Holy Grail’ Discovery In Bowel Disorder”