DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Whether You’re Wearing It Or Eating It, Lobster Sends A Powerful Message”
2. “CyberTruck Owners Are Facing Raccoon Attacks, Here’s What We Know”
3. “I Started Playing The Bagpipes Again After Having My Teeth Pulled Out”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why The State Recommends Not Eating Florida Pythons”