PERFUME FOR DOGS

Italian fashion brand Dolce & Gabbana has created a new “fragrance mist” designed exclusively for dogs. At $100 a bottle, Fefé promises a “gentle and delicate” scent made to be gently worked into the fur to give your pup “a moment of scented pampering.” According to the company, Fefé combines scents like musk, sandalwood and ylang-ylang for an “olfactory masterpiece” it claims appeals to dogs, though it does advise avoiding the nose area when applying the scent.
* This is the part where we all pretend we know what ylang-ylang is.
* My dog already has a preferred scent: dead squirrel and anal gland.
* An Eau de Scooby-Doo? A little Eau de Drink-out-of-ze-Toilet?
* I’m sorry, but you spray any liquid onto a dog, you know what it smells like? Wet dog.
* $100 a bottle for an “olfactory masterpiece” dog perfume. Dolce & Gabbana should win an award for sheer nerve.