TESLA’S GERMAN PLANT IS MISSING 65,000 COFFEE MUGS

The Tesla factory in Germany is having a problem with people stealing the company’s coffee mugs. Tesla plant manager Andre Thierig was speaking to factory workers and brought up the issue. He said, “We’ve bought 65,000 coffee mugs since we started production here. Statistically speaking, each of you already has five coffee cups at home.” Thierig said he was fed up and promised to take away cutlery from the break room if the thefts did not stop. “I’m really tired of approving orders to buy more coffee cups,” Thierig said.
* He asked them to please go back to stealing rolls of toilet paper.
* So THAT’S why Teslas malfunction all the time and run into things. Everybody’s too busy stealing coffee mugs to do their job checking the cars.
* Now the workers who DON’T have five coffee cups at home want to catch up.
* The Tesla coffee mugs have auto-drink, they lift themselves to your lips for a sip.
* The problem with a Tesla coffee mug is you can only fill it from a certified Tesla coffee pot, and those are usually out of order.