SNAKE BITES MAN, MAN BITES SNAKE

A 35-year-old Indian railway worker was bitten by a cobra while working in a forested area. Local belief is that biting the snake back could neutralize the venom, so the worker, Santosh Lohar, grabbed the snake and bit it multiple times, killing it. Colleagues rushed him to the hospital, where he received antivenom treatment and was discharged the following day. He is said to be recovering well.
* See? Biting the snake saved his life, not the gobs of antivenom he was given immediately thereafter.
* Meanwhile, the snake was thinking, “Oh, so THIS is what it feels like!”
* “Come to India, enjoy a nice train ride through cobra-infested forests.”
* The worst thing is he’s now got an incurable case of snake breath.