ROBOT COMMITS SUICIDE

The city council in Gumi, South Korea said Wednesday their administrative officer robot threw itself down some stairs. Local media is calling it the country’s first robot suicide. The robot worked from 9 am to 6 pm, delivering documents to various departments in the building. It could call an elevator and travel to different floors on its own. Witnesses saw the robot “circling in one spot” before it took a dive CPU-first down the staircase, but the exact cause of the fall is still being investigated.
* So far, the only clue to the robot’s suicide is that the copy machine is pregnant.
* The elevator dared it to try the stairs?
* It had a screw loose?
* Does the guy who used to deliver the documents have an alibi?
* It left a note saying it was sick of all the office politics.
* It’s sad when you see an employee go to pieces.