TOWN KILLS, COOKS AND EATS CROCODILE OF TERROR

The small, remote town of Bulla in Australia’s Northern Territory was being terrorized by a massive 12-foot saltwater crocodile. It had been eating pets and lunging out of the water chasing children. What to do? Well, it’s Australia: they shot the crocodile and cooked it up for a town barbecue. Territory Police Sergeant Andrew McBride said the animal was “cooked up into crocodile tail soup, he was on the barbecue, a few of the pieces were wrapped up in banana leaves and cooked underground.”
* Now parents are telling their kids to go up to a cop, point to a random cow and say “That thing tried to eat me.” Free dinner.
* Like they say in Bulla: “Revenge is a dish best served grilled.”
* A town barbecue, and free belts for everybody!
* Another interesting fact about the town of Bulla is, their jails are empty. Just don’t ask why.