ROLLER SKATING CIRCUS BEAR ATTACKS TRAINER DURING SHOW

A circus bear in roller skates attacked its trainer in front of screaming children at a Russian circus. The roller-skating bear, a female called Dzhema, was performing in the ‘Happiness Show’ Circus, in Obnisk, Russia, last Saturday. Footage captured by an audience member shows the trainer pulling her up out of the chair, onto her hind legs, and he drags her around on her roller skates before letting go of her and walking away. The bear then charged at the trainer while his back was turned, knocking him down to the ground. She stayed on top of him as audience members screamed and rushed their children from the arena. Circus workers were able to pull the bear off her trainer, who reportedly made it through the surprise attack without any serious injury. Circus management later tried to pass off the attack as ‘normal,’ saying she was actually playing with him.
* So, let’s see… in this story the bear is Russia, the trainer is Ukraine, and the circus is NATO.
* By the way, the bear has been sent to the Russian front.
* Might want to rethink that “Happiness Show” Circus name. Maybe “Scary Animal Attack Show” Circus?
* Now they’re trying to get one of those happy Charmin bears.
* For future reference, bears much prefer skateboarding.