DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I’m A Life Hack Expert — Here’s How To Take Off A Band-Aid Without Any Pain”
2. “Meet The American Who Outwitted Science And Invented Bubble Gum In His Kitchen”
3. “How To Tell If You Have Dead Butt Syndrome”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Granite Is No Longer the Most Popular Kitchen Countertop — Here’s What Is”