SURVEY: PEOPLE FEEL UNCOOL AT 39

According to a new survey of 2,000 Americans from Talker Research, the average person starts to feel out of touch with modern society and uncool at the age of 39. Almost half of us – 49 percent – feel they are out of touch with society today. In addition, respondents were asked to rate themselves on how up-to-date they felt with the latest trends and what society deems cool:
– 60% felt they are familiar with the cool music of today.
– 50% believe they are hip to the new movies.
– 60% think they are hip to social media.
– 35% say they’ve lost touch on who the current hot celebrities are.
– Virtually all respondents say they are not up on current slang.
* Well… groovy.
* Staying in touch with what’s cool … is there seriously not an app for that? A couple dozen TikTok channels?
* I guess just having Entertainment Tonight on in the background doesn’t cut it anymore.
* Hey, 56% of the population is 35 and over. We’ll tell the rest of you what’s cool, thank you very much.