DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “This Army Of Cyborg Cockroaches Is Actually Coming To Help You”
2. “Why Are Some People Faster Than Others?”
3. “Welcome To The Age Of The High-End Pineapple”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Everyone Was Wrong About Reverse Osmosis — Until Now”