THE BEST STATES IN THE WHOLE U.S.

U.S. News and World Report has come out with their annual list of the Best States. The ranking are based on a variety of indicators relating to the economy, opportunity and fiscal stability. Here are the Top Ten Gosh-Darned Best States In the Whole Country!
1. Utah
2. New Hampshire
3. Nebraska
4. Minnesota
5. Idaho
6. Iowa
7. Vermont
8. Washington
9. Florida
10. Massachusetts
* Utahns are going to be insufferable now.
* Weird. According to their license plate, Utah is just a bunch of orange rock.
* Florida’s on the list just for it’s ongoing entertainment value.
* The best state is the state of denial.

The 10 Lowest-Ranked States in the U.S.:
45. Alaska
46. West Virginia
47. Arkansas
48. Mississippi
49. New Mexico
50. Louisiana
* Take heart that the rankings of the Best States come from a magazine that isn’t even in the Top 20 of magazines.