DESIGNER JEANS LOOK LIKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS

A new line of Jordanluca jeans have become infamous in the fashion world because they feature a dark stain in the groin area of the pants. The dark coloring on faded denim makes it appear like the wearer has spilled a drink or, more likely, wet themselves. The jeans by the British-Italian menswear brand sell for $811 a pair, but they are now sold out online.
* Well, they’re good conversation starters. Or enders.
* “Do you need to use the bathroom?” “No, why do you keep asking?”
* These would be helpful if you’re at a concert or baseball game and you don’t want to leave your seat to use the bathroom.
* Every pair comes with a complimentary sample of Shout Stain Removing Laundry Detergent.
* If someone I knew had paid $800 for a pair of jeans, I’d pee MY pants.