WE’VE ALL EXPERIENCED THIS

Buzzfeed has compiled a list of “Things Every Single Person On Earth Has Experienced But Would Never Dare Talk About”:
– “The receptionist at the dentist will look you dead in the eye and ask if you are available 4 months and 18 days from now.”
– “Going to bed with one nostril open, and the other nostril clogged.”
– “Googling the number that just called you instead of answering.”
– “Leaving 36 reusable bags at home, so the cashier has to ask if you need to buy a bag.”
– “Walking to your gate at the airport to make sure it exists before you go to buy food.”
– “Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye or I won’t hear you.”
– “Pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the way of the thing I actually need.”
– “Website asks: you must be of legal age to view this content. What year were you born? You answer: 1753”
– “When you missed school but were thinking, ‘They’re all eating lunch right now.'”
– “You carry your pet to your room and it walks out.”
– “Watching TV with your parents as a kid and not moving a moscle because it’s past your bedtime and they haven’t noticed.”
– “Trying to stay sleepy when you have to get up to go to the bathroom at 4am.”
– “You finish the ice cream but start nibbling on the stick.”
– “When your ear randomly pops and your hearing suddenly increases by 50%.”
– “Walking out of the store pretending you didn’t steal anything, even though you didn’t steal anything.”