DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “9-Year-Old Boy Takes Top Spot In European Gull Screeching Contest”
2. “My Nose Ballooned When I Got Pregnant”
3. “Here’s Why We Should Start Giving Our Friends A Ride To The Airport”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Turned Mountain Dew Into Wine “