MODERN “DATING” EXPRESSIONS

Cheaters website Ashley Madison has come up with some new “dating” terminology. If you’re jumping back in the “dating” pool, here are the expressions you should know:
– Call of Booty: When you’re playing juvenile dating games.
– Kenning: When men learn that their modern woman isn’t necessarily monogamous.
– Game of Tones: When your different partners each have a unique ringtone.
– Fireside Fling: A romantic partner you connect with to get through the gloomy, cold winter period.
– Scandovellian: Where cheaters are villainized, while the people who are cheated on benefit socially from the affair.
– Mapping: Arranging a meet-up with an affair partner outside the monogamy boundaries of your marriage or relationship.
– Ghostercoaster: The experience of having a romantic partner who disappears and reappears intermittently.
– RendezTwo: An ongoing sexual or romantic arrangement between two consenting couples.
– Hush Haven: A location where you and your affair partner commonly meet.
– Freewheeling: The feeling of engaging in non-monogamous sexual or romantic experiences without guilt or shame.
* And also “Loser” – someone who’s monogamous, or doesn’t cheat.
* So Ashley Madison is a dating site for comedy writers now?
* These sound like the ideas they tossed out of the writer’s room on “Sex and the City.”
* There’s no expressions for when your partner finds out you’re cheating, ’cause it’s not usually a super-funny situation.