KIDS GET BORED IN HALF AN HOUR

According to a survey of 2,000 parents, commissioned by Elmers – the glue factory! – the average kid gets bored with whatever they are doing in just 33 minutes.
– On the bright side, four in five parents (81%) said their children prefer hands-on activities away from the video screen.
* Hands-on activities like the Nintendo Switch?
* They actually surveyed 4,000 parents, but after totaling half of the questionnaires, they lost interest.
* I always thought Disneyland should charge by the hour. Two rides, the kid’s bored already.
* I always remember what my father used to say: “So you’re bored, Timmy? I’ll teach you to be bored. How about going out and finding a job! That’s right, put down that Play-Doh get your hands busy with something that contributes to this household! Don’t cry. Don’t you cry! 4-year-olds don’t cry in this house!!”
* Bored in half an hour? Hey, be glad you’re not a cat.