BUTT SIZES OF THE WORLD

Researchers from Gitnux Marketdata have analyzed women’s butt sizes by nationality to find who has the widest or most narrow of hips. They do this to find the average women’s pants sizes, for clothing manufacturers. At least that’s what they claim. Number 1 in butts is South Africa where ladies have hips with a 41.73-inch circumference. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh…
Here are the full rankings of women’s hip sizes by nationality:
1. South Africa, 41.73 inches
2. Argentina, 41 inches
3. Sweden, 40.94 inches
4. Greece, 40.74 inches
5. Germany, 40.6 inches
6. Russia and Italy, both 40.55 inches
7. Australia, 40.5 inches
8. The Netherlands, 40.35 inches
9. Canada, 40.3 inches
10. France, 40.25 inches
11. USA, 40.2 inches
12. Nigeria, 38.56 inches
13. South Korea, 38 inches
14. Japan, 37.8 inches
15. China, 37.4 inches
16. India, 36.1 inches
* Looks like Gitnux put their crack team on this.
* Hey, Gitnux – would you send this info to the folks who make airline seats?
* The U.S. is only Number 11? Go ahead, ladies – have that other half of that muffin. With butter.
* I’d like to play Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls” right now but it’s probably too un-woke.