THE WORLD’S MOST PROMISCUOUS COUNTRIES

The perverts over at the World Population Review have come out with a list of the world’s most promiscuous countries. The world’s Sluttiest Country: Turkey. The average Turk has slept with more than 14 people. Here are the Top Ten Most Promiscuous Countries:
1. Turkey (14.5 people)
2. Australia (13.3) (* It’s that accent. It just wins you over, even if you were born with it.)
3. New Zealand (13.2)
4. Iceland (13.0) (* Well, what else do they have to do in Iceland.)
5. South Africa (12.5)
6. Finland (12.4) (* Everybody’s just so damn good looking in these Nordic countries.)
7. Norway (12.1)
8. Italy (11.8)
9. Sweden (11.8)
10. Switzerland (11.1)
– The U.S. and Canada are tied at 13th place, with an average of 10.7 people slept with over the years.
– Countries thought to have more liberal views on sex, such as Brazil and France, were surprisingly low down on the list. The average Brazilian has slept with 9 people, putting the nation in 25th place. France is in the 29th position with 8.1 people. (* I didn’t know there was a 29th position. I can only think of four, maybe five.)
– The least promiscuous countries are China (3.1) and India (3.0).
* But, boy oh boy, do the Chinese and Indians go at it with those few partners.
* So when they say the population has slept with 13 people, is it the same 13 people?
* This would be a lot more helpful if they included each country’s best-working pickup lines.
* These numbers would be a lot higher but a lot of people couldn’t take the survey ’cause they were busy getting their salads tossed.