HOW TO TALK WITH YOUR PET, FROM A PET PSYCHIC

British psychic Beth Lee-Crowther claims she can talk to animals. She has a TV show now. In fact, her pet dog told her she’d be on TV 20 years ago. Beth says anyone can talk to their animals and pets. Here’s how, and it works every time!
– Step 1) Beth recommends using a meditation technique to get the mind into a deeply relaxed theta state, so you can send and receive telepathic messages from the animals. (* Of course, the theta state! I should have known.)
– Step 2) Take a deep breath through the nose once you are ‘open’, hold it for seven seconds, then breathe out through your mouth. Do this three times. (* Then stop breathing?)
– Step 3) With your eyes open, take your middle finger and place it on your intuitive third eye in the center of your forehead between your eyes. Then tap this point with your fingertip gently, seven times. (* Then silently ask yourself, ‘Is anybody home?’)
– Step 4) Keep your finger on your forehead, look up at your finger without moving or tilting your head.
– Step 5) Slowly cross your eyes while staring upwards for 10 seconds. Here you will access the theta brainwave state that will help you get into a psychic and telepathic mindset.
– Step 6) Keep your eyes closed and imagine yourself at a familiar and happy place you love. See a picture of this in your mind. (* Wait – I missed the part about closing my eyes. Was that step 5-and-a-half?)
– Step 7) Think of the animal you would like to communicate with. It can either be in photo form or the animal could be with you. Open your eyes to look at the animal and in your own voice, within your own mind, say their name three times and ask them to join you.
– Step 8) This is when the vision of the animal should start coming toward you. You may sense their presence if you are working from a photo. If they are in the same physical space you may sense them coming physically closer to you. You may even smell them. You then mentally ask for permission to communicate with them. (* If you smell them, ask them to turn around so you’re looking at their face.)
– Step 9) You can then ask them questions you want to ask and acknowledge their responses. The answers may seem like your own voice in your mind or it might be a vision or thought from the pet or animal. It could be an emotion, gut feeling or aroma. Each animal is always different but just allow the messages to flow.
* Well, I’d make some smart-alecky jokes, but I know everybody tuned to another station by about Step 4.
* Don’t be surprised if, 99% of the time, your animal will tell you that it’s hungry.
* If only Robert Downey, Jr had known this. His dog could have told him not to make that awful “Dolittle” movie.
* I’m gonna go communicate with some Wild Turkey after the show.