LET’S RENAME THESE THINGS

Reddit asked, “What is badly named, and what is a better name for it?” Some of the answers:
– “Dentures should be Substitooths.”
– “Jet ski is a dumb name. Obviously it is a Boatercycle.
– “Weather forecast is boring. Weather prophecy is awesome.”
– “Abbreviation should be a much shorter word.”
– “Wet Wipes sounds gross. Just call them Clean’Ems or something.”
– “Astronomers should be called skyintists.”
– “W really is more of a double V than it is a double U.”
– “Hemorrhoids should be asteroids, obviously.”
– “Beheading should be called Deheading. Not sure how that one slipped.”
– “Rhode Island should just be Rhodeland.”
– “Why call it Fencing when Swashbuckling has been just right there the whole time.”
– “Mailman should obviously have been mailmale.”
– “Forks should be called Stabby Grabbies.”
– “Instead of Machine Gun, use Rooty Tooty Fast ‘N Shooty.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got a better name for something?