DOG PICKS WINNING LOTTERY TICKET

A woman in Guangdong, China, was out shopping when her golden retriever pulled away from her and ran into a nearby store. The woman, named Lin, ran in after her dog and was told she would have to pay for a scratch-off ticket it had grabbed in its mouth, leaving tooth marks. Lin apologized, paid for the ticket, scratched it off, and won $139. She spent some of the prize money on dog treats. She says she took her dog back to the store the next day and it selected another winner, this time worth $4.
* Bad dog! Diminishing returns! Bad dog!!
* She spent “some” of the prize money on dog treats? So the dog wised up pretty quick.
* It’s not a lot of money, but it’s more than a cat would have bothered to get for her.
* Meanwhile, the store owner is smearing beef broth over all the lottery tickets to get dogs to come in and chew them up, so the owners have to pay for them.
* Now teach it to pick stocks.