KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS

Collected form the internet, here’s another round of “Funny Names That Kids Call Things”:
– “My 4-year-old has a tummyache and before she went to bed she asked how you get the egg out of your body, so that’s how I found out she’s spent her whole life thinking we get tummyeggs when we don’t feel well.
– “My 4 yo calls cream cheese “scream cheese”. It makes me laugh, but he doesn’t know why it’s funny. ”
– “When my daughter gets mad she says ‘ocean’ instead of ‘oh s–t’ [the S word] and I’m fine with it.”
– “My 4yo just asked for “corn off the bone.””
– “The 6yo has just informed us that the skin behind your knee (when you bend it) is called your “leg pit”.”
– “Today the 3yo called yolks “egg cheese.”
– “My 4 yo called nipples “booby buttons.”
– “When my son jumps off the jungle gym instead of yelling ‘Geronimo’ he yells ‘Home Depot!'”
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your kid have a funny name for something?