MAGGOTS FALL ON PLANE PASSENGERS

It was raining maggots on a recent Delta flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. (* Let’s see Boeing top that!) Somebody had brought a carry-on onto the plane that contained rotting fish. At some point, the bag broke open and spilled maggots onto unsuspecting passengers. Once the maggots were discovered – and the screaming died down – the plane returned to Amsterdam, where the passengers were offboarded, and the owner of the bag taken aside. Delta gave passengers 8,000 SkyMiles, hotel rooms and a $30 meal voucher.
* Might as well have been a $100 meal voucher. Who can eat after that?
* The owner of the bag was taken aside and what? Made to eat the maggots?
* Fly the friendly skies. Or, flies IN the friendly skies, if you will.
* “How was your Delta flight?” “Pretty rotten.”
* I bet Jet Blue has a lower maggot drop extra charge than Delta.