DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “6-Million-Year-Old Ape’s Ear Reveals Secret to Human Walking”
2. “Why Blueberries Are Blue”
3. “The Human Body Wasn’t Built To Wash Clothes, According To Science”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Jared Leto Ate An Energy Bar In Front Of A Michelin-Starred Chef Instead Of The Meal They Prepared”