TURKISH WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND FOR NOT SHOWERING

A Turkish woman recently filed for divorce from her husband, citing his lack of personal hygiene as the main reason. She claimed he wore the same clothes for at least 5 days in a row, rarely showered, and constantly reeked of sweat. Witnesses were brought in to confirm these claims, including mutual acquaintances and even some of the husband’s co-workers. They all gave statements confirming the defendant’s poor personal hygiene. The court approved the woman’s request for a divorce and also ordered the husband to pay her 500,000 Turkish lira ($16,500) as compensation for putting up with his lack of personal hygiene.
* Then everyone left the courtroom as fast as possible.
* She really took him to the cleaners, huh?
* The Turk was a jerk who made her hurk.
* This case will go down in the journals of juris-p.udence.
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