DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Best Time To Eat Dinner, According To Experts”
2. “California Woman Grows World’s Longest Arm Hair”
3. “I Work At Target And Walmart — For Free — Because I Love To Clean Bathrooms”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Want To Poop Better? Your Dog Might Have The Answer”