WOMAN HAS PET HAMSTER STUFFED, POSED AS A POLE DANCER

A woman in London, Jess Porter-Langson, 27, was devastated when her pet hamster, named Hammington, died last August. She wanted to do ‘something special’ to immortalize him – so she found a local taxidermy artist to stuff Hammy and pose him holding onto a little pole as a stripper. He’s wearing a little pink g-string stuffed with tiny dollar bills. She keeps the taxidermy piece, which cost her £175, next to her bed.
* Do British strippers dance to “The Hamster Dance” or something?
* Press a button and it spins around to the song “Pour Some Carrot Shavings On Me” by Def Gerbil.
* Was the hamster known for its lap dances? I hope not, for a number of reasons.
* Hmm. I’m seeing a horror movie where the hamster comes alive like Chucky and is so mortified he kills everyone on the block.
* At least it’s a cute hamster and not, say, a big lizard. Yuck.