FAMILY FINDS CROCODILE IN THE CHICKEN COOP

Wildlife officers in Cape Hillsborough, a coastal city in northeast Australia, were called to a home where residents found a crocodile in their chicken coop. Fortunately, officials said, all chickens and pets living on the property were accounted for. The crocodile was transported to an animal shelter in Mackay, where it will remain until they can find it a new home at a licensed farm or zoo.
* That thing is an embarrassment to crocodiles.
* Maybe it’s trying to go vegan?
* Wait’ll the eggs in the nests start hatching, see what you get.
* Maybe it was a cry for help, and the crocodile just wants to be somewhere safe.
* That chicken coop needs a doorman.