THE SEVEN BIGGEST MISTAKES YOU CAN MAKE AFTER SEX

Holly Robinson, who runs online “Surrender With Holly” sex and intimacy classes, has a list of Seven Mistakes You Can Make After Sex:
1. No negativity: talk about what you loved — save the rest for another time. (* Talk?)
2. No more naughty names: once sex has ceased, stop addressing your partner with any potentially derogatory terms.
3. No phones: no checking for any missed messages or e-mails.
4. Don’t mention an ex.
5. Don’t talk about chores.
6. Don’t jump straight out of bed. Cuddle.
7. Don’t get upset if the other person wants to do something different than you. If you want to do yoga and he wants to sleep, that’s fine. Get over it.
* She left off some of the other mistakes you can make after sex:
– Make sure you apologize to everyone around you in the theater.
– Send a good rating to the Real Doll company.
– Don’t run to the bathroom and rinse your privates with hydrogen peroxide growling “Die, germs, die!!!”
– Most importantly, don’t forget to tip.