TESCO STUFFING RECALLED DUE TO MOTHS IN THE MIX

British supermarket chain Tesco is recalling a Christmas stuffing product because it might contain moths. They say Tesco Finest Apple & Cranberry Stuffing Mix with an expiration date of September 2024 is being recalled “due to the possible presence of moths which makes the product unfit for human consumption.” The recall notice included no explanation as to how moths may have come to be present in the stuffing.
* Someone left the factory lights on at night?
* What’s the worst that can happen if you eat it? Butterflies in the stomach?
* Did they eat little holes in the stuffing like they do with sweaters?
* To paraphrase the Red Bull slogan, “Tesco gives you wings.”
* Geeze, if this is their Finest Apple & Cranberry Stuffing Mix, imagine what must be in their Not So Great Apple & Cranberry Stuffing Mix.