THE WORST CHRISTMAS BONUS

Reddit asked, “What;s the worst Christmas bonus you ever received?” Some of the responses:
– “Two transit tickets. I’m a transit employee, and already have a pass.”
– “A ball point pen and cheap day planner with our corporate logo on it.”
– “I got a letter from corporate letting me know that they had made a donation in my name to a charity. Specifically, to themselves (I work for a non-profit).”
– “Last year our school gave teachers a cellophane bag with: a mini candy cane, a mini hand sanitizer and a single tea bag.”
– “Poinsettia plant – from a multi millionaire.”
– “Packet of Oreos.”
– “A generic plastic baggie with two Lindor chocolates.”
– “Gift certificates at the restaurant I cooked in.”
– “I got a $50 gift card that was then taken out of my paycheck.”
– “My boss gave me a $10 Starbucks gift card. I don’t like Starbucks, and the card was completely empty.”
– “A broken analog wall clock with company logo.”
– “How I Met Your Mother DVD set Season 2. Thanks Mattress Firm.”
– “A book written by the CEO of the company about how to be better at your job.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the worst Christmas bonus you ever got?