DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Judi Dench Accidentally Delivered A Nude Birthday Facetime Message”
2. “If You Never Know What Firmness Of Tofu To Buy, You Need To Read This”
3. “Why Are Belly Flops Painful? ”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Tried Rolling My Towels Instead of Folding Them, and I Did Not Expect the Results”