TOP XMAS TOYS

According to the National Retail Federation, here are the Top Ten Toys that adults plan to buy their kids for Christmas:
– Boys: Legos, Hot Wheels, Cars, PlayStation, Video Games, Trucks, Nerf, Spider-Man, Remote Control Car, Pokemon
– Girls: Barbie, Dolls, Legos, Makeup, Clothes, L.O.L. Dolls, Baby Doll, Squishmallows, Arts and Crafts, Barbie Dreamhouse
* That gender-neutral parenting movement has really taken hold, huh?
* Barbie is huge. How did Oppenheimer miss out on the merchandise tie-ins?
* Spider-Man what? Video game? Comic book? Lunchbox? Everything?
* Before you go shopping, make sure to rearrange this list according to which toys will break the quickest. (I’m looking at YOU, Remote Control Car.)
* There’s quiet sobbing sounds coming from the Toy Hall of Fame.