CANADA RELEASES NEW COIN WITH KING CHARLES’ PICTURE

Canada has unveiled their new dollar coin with King Charles’s face on it. Since 1953, the portrait of the late Queen Elizabeth has graced Canadian coinage. Now, all the money is being switched over to King Charles’ puss. A spokesperson for the Bank of Canada said it has started the design process for the new paper bills, but it will likely be years before those are issued.
* I bet they’re slow-tracking it because he’s so old, and soon enough they can skip Charles and do William, maybe save a few bucks.
* Are they calling these Chuckie bucks? They should.
* King Charles vetoed the first design ’cause it showed his fat little sausage fingers.
* And to be honest, he’s not super happy with this one – those JOWLS!!!
* I don’t want to say his jowls on the coin are big, but they add 12 grams to the weight. That’s like a triple-A battery!