TOP DRINKING COUNTRIES

According to a survey of unknown origins, Here are the Top Ten Drinkiest Countries, determined by the number of people who say they have had six or more drinks in one sitting in the past month. (* Pfff – amateurs.)
1. Denmark – 37%
2. Romania – 36%
3. United Kingdom – 35%
4. Luxembourg – 35%
5. Germany – 30%
6. Belgium – 28%
7. Australia – 26%
8. Ireland – 25%
9. Iceland – 24%
10 United States – 23%
* The explains why Denmark always sounds so groggy in the morning.
* Shame on you, Ireland! Only #8?
* And where the hell is Russia, with all the vodka?
* Maybe they were passed out when the survey people called.