SIX THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND

Here, according to therapists, are the Top Six Things People Don’t Like About Their Friends:
1. Lack of Reciprocity
2. Unreliability
3. Communication style
4. Not listening to advice
5. Differing values
6. Political opinions
* #7 – Get your own damn French fries!
* Also, the beer they like sucks.
* How did people with these traits get to be anybody’s friend? Do they give away free money?
* These are the exact same things I hate about my cat.
* You should hate that your friends talk about you to their therapist.