IF YOU DIE, YOUR CAT WILL EAT YOU IMMEDIATELY

If you die at home alone your pets will start eating your body “really fast.” This is according to an experienced U.S. coroner named Toby Savoy, a death investigator with the Louisiana coroner’s office. He says that cats especially will waste no time in eating their owners once they’ve died. Toby says, “Dogs will hold out until they have nothing left to eat. But a cat will remove your head in 24 hours. I’m talking literally hair on the floor – no head.” Although he points out that a Lab won’t. “Labs for some reason don’t eat their owners, unless they’re locked in for months I guess they would. But a cat – they smell that odor and they start nibbling.” He says the average cat will wait just “an hour or two” before eating its owner.
* And then, cats will take your teeth and bat them off the bed one at a time.
* So this whole “I’m a finicky eater” pose is just to lure you into a false sense of security.
* I own a cat, and I’m never sleeping in again.
* Rabbits and guinea pigs won’t even wait until you’re dead.