THIEVES STEAL FASHION DESIGNER’S NEW CLOTHES

Dozens of designer garments from French label Balmain’s forthcoming collection were stolen when a delivery truck was “hijacked by a group of people.” The alleged robbery took place early Saturday, less than two weeks before the brand was due to unveil its new designs at Paris Fashion Week. The company’s artistic director, Olivier Rousteing, said that “more than 50” of the label’s new items had been stolen along with the truck transporting them. Said Mr. Rousteing, “This is so unfair.” He said the company will work “days and nights” to remake the missing garments.
* Yes, that’s pretty much when one works, days or nights.
* Did they call the Fashion Police?
* Do the folks over at Ralph Lauren have an alibi?
* Talk about losing your shirt.
* The suspects are described as being armed and FABULOUS!
* These clothing cartels are getting out of control.