HELP WANTED: CONDOM TESTERS

The Durex condom company – U.K. division – is offering £100 for people to test its latest product, the Durex Nude. The company says the condom is a “game-changer.” 50 lucky people will be chosen and sent instructions on how to review the condoms on the Durex website to receive their £100. Durex says they want “honest and open reviews about their sexual experiences” while using the product. The contest runs until September 21 and is for testers 18 and older in the U.K.
* Nice work if you can get it.
* They’ve already got their first tester lined up. (Who?) Your mom.
* They’ve also got their second tester lined up. (Who?) Your mom.
* Sure, they could have had their own employees test them, but it turns out they prefer Trojan.
* Their condoms are a “game-changer”? What, do you put them on your elbow?
* Like they say: Hard work never hurt anyone.