GOLDEN TOILET BOWL THIEVES CAUGHT

UK cops think they’ve caught the people who stole a fully functioning gold toilet worth $6 million. The 18-karat potty was created by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, who named his toilet “America” to reflect the excess of the U.S. It was once displayed at New York’s Guggenheim Museum, where people could actually use it. The golden throne was s’wiped nearly four years ago when it went on display at Winston Churchill’s childhood home, Blenheim Palace, in England. Now police have arrested seven suspects — a 38-year-old woman and six men — on suspicion of handling stolen goods. Despite the possible breakthrough, the gold toilet has yet to be found — and experts fear it may have long since been melted down.
* Yeah, I’ve eaten at Taco Bell, too.
* It’s been melted and sold through a gold dealer. That’s right – He who smelted it, dealted it.
* A solid gold toilet. Finally one that deserved the name “throne.”
* Six suspects, yet they still can’t locate the john dough.
* Were the detectives searching for it called Looky Loos?
* How did detectives track down the toilet thieves? We aren’t privy to that information.