MAN BITES SNAKE

In Thailand, 68-year-old Sarayuth Malachan woke up in his home from a nap to find a snake around his leg. It was a 15-foot python wrapped from his foot to his knee with its teeth in his flesh. Mr. Malachan cried out for help, but when no one responded, he tried to wrestle himself free, which only caused the snake to squeeze tighter. He worried that might actually lose his leg so, with no other options, Malachan bit the snake back. The bite caused the snake to loosen its grip, and Malachan was able to finally reach down and grab the snake by the head. After dragging it outside, he was able to get help to take the snake to a nearby police station and file a report.
* Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey.
* And good luck getting back to sleep after that.
* Took the snake to the police? Seriously? Good luck keeping a snake in a jail cell.
* He had to return to the police station later to retrieve his dentures from the back of the snake.
* Time to start napping INDOORS.