AMERICAN TOURISTS FOUND PASSED OUT ON EIFFLE TOWER

Two American tourists were found asleep on the Eiffel Tower on Monday morning after allegedly getting drunk and evading security the night before. Eiffle Tower staff found and woke the men as they made their rounds ahead of the tower’s 9 a.m. opening time. They were sleeping in a section of the tower normally closed to the public between its second and third levels. Police say they bought a ticket on Sunday night and then hopped security barriers while descending from the top of the tower.
* Finally, a story about someone’s vacation I WANT to hear.
* So … hotel rooms in Paris are expensive?
* Hey, Pierre – we saved your butts in World War II. Let ’em go!
* Now I’m intrigued by this super secret level where no one’s allowed to go.
* Time to get a refund on those security barriers.