CANADIAN JUNIOR HOCKEY LEAGUE BANS FIGHTING

The Quebec Major Junior Hockey League has banned fighting during the 2023-24 season. League players who fight during a game will be automatically ejected and face a potential suspension. Any instigator of a fight will face an automatic one-game suspension, while any participant declared “the aggressor” will be suspended for at least two games.The League has been working toward eliminating fighting from the league since 2020.
* Oh, why not just rip out their hearts while you’re at it!
* The Canadian Dentists Association has come out strongly against this.
* Also, every rink will now have a swear jar.
* All disputes will now be solved by a round of Inka Bink A Bottle Of Ink (The Cork Fell Out And You Stink).