LARGE MAN STUCK IN FIRST-CLASS AIRLINE SEAT FOR THREE HOURS

A plus-sized British Airways passenger got stuck in his first-class seat after his flight landed in the UK from Nigeria Saturday morning. The passenger was wedged in his seat for about three hours. He was seated in 1A; the seat is like a little cubicle, isolated from the other similar first-class seats. Emergency services were called, who came up with a plan to remove the little door to the cubicle and use a hoist to eject him from the seat. Business Class Experts, a travel website, notes that seats in British Airways First Class are nearly two-feet-wide.
* The folks at “Business Class Experts” love to rub it in.
* Speaking of rubbing it in, why didn’t they try butter?
* The same thing happened to an Olsen twin when she flew economy class! Wedged in!
* I bet it was that last pack of peanuts that done him in.
* Well, now we know why there’s a food shortage in Nigeria.