IS YOUR NEIGHBOR A SERIAL KILLER? HERE’S A HANDY CHECKLIST!

The New York Post has published an article titled Is Your Neighbor A Serial Killer? In light of the alleged Gilgo Beach killer Rex Heuermann, here are the warning signs, according to Dr. Carole Lieberman, who has served as an expert witness at murder trials:
– Having an unkempt house, and a sloppy, overgrown yard.
– A house being dimly lit and having a tool shed.
– A homeowner who keeps odd hours and is digging, doing yardwork or gardening at night.
– A “hair-trigger” temper that switches between excessive bursts of aggression to a cold and emotionless persona. Lieberman says, “Serial killers often do have hair-trigger tempers because, for one thing, they’re holding in so much.”
– They don’t volunteer much about their lives to people around them.
* So all you serial killers out there – get to work on your home’s curb appeal.
* Yard, tool shed, digging … What – serial killers never live in apartments?
* I WISH I had a serial killer living next to me, instead of the guy with the barking dogs.
* Oh, come on. What are the odds of having two serial killers living next door to each other? Wait – was that out loud?