FRENCH WOMAN HIT BY METEORITE

Recently, a woman in Schirmeck, France was enjoying coffee with her friend outside on a terrace when she was hit in the ribs by a mysterious pebble. She heard “a big ‘Poom'” coming from the roof, and then she felt a shock on the ribs. She and her friend thought it was a piece of cement, from the roof tiles. But it didn’t have the same color. She took it to a roofer for examination. The roofer told her that it was not made from cement but that it looked like a meteorite. She then showed the mysterious object to a geologist, who said the rock appeared to contain a mixture of iron and silicon, and could be a meteorite.
* “appeared to …” “could be …” Did this geologist actually graduate?
* What’s weird is, after she got hit with the meteorite, she can now speak French.
* The woman now works fighting crime with her superpowers.
* Imagine the moment you realize that you have been targeted by the universe your entire life?
* See? Eating outside on a terrace can be dangerous.