WOMAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING SNAKES IN HER BRA

Customs officers in China caught a woman trying to smuggle five live snakes stuffed in her bra. Officials said they noticed the ‘weird’ shape of her chest, and after getting her to remove her top they discovered five snakes, each bundled into a stocking, and all stuffed into her bra. The snakes were later identified as corn snakes, which are non-venomous. The woman was stopped in Shenzhen, as she was attempting to cross over to Hong Kong.
* I bet that made the pat-down interesting for the TSA agent.
* Brilliant. Stuff the snakes around a part of your body that guys are sure to check out.
* Like Cowboy Woody says, “Thar’s a snake in mah boob!”
* You shouldn’t keep snakes near your breast. Remember what happened to Cleopatra.
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