THE TEN BEST HUMAN BEINGS OF ALL TIME

According to no less an authority than Claire Conway of the world-famous financial website TheCentsOfMoney.com, here are The 10 Best Human Beings Of All Time. She has her reasons, and you can probably guess them (*The main reason, though, it was probably 30 minutes to deadline.):
1. Albert Einstein
2. Marie Curie
3. Mahatma Gandhi
4. Nelson Mandela
5. Isaac Newton
6. Leonardo Da Vinci
7. Rosa Parks
8. William Shakespeare
9. Mother Teresa
10. Martin Luther King, Jr.
* You were really expecting to hear your name on the list, weren’t you?
* I’m glad she left off that sonofabitch Mr. Rogers.
* Where the hell is Tom Freakin’ Hanks?
* Sorry to whoever invented the wheel. And pizza.
* I heard that Mother Teresa used to park in handicapped spaces.